I heard a rumor that this guy is a pro surfer.
The pro-surfer rumor is verified by behavior like this.
This guy guards the clothesline.
When living in the tropics, it’s good to keep the big spiders around. They kill and eat the annoying bugs. This one has an aluminum looking chest plate and polka dots. Who wouldn’t want a good looking assassin on their team?
My suggestion for improvements to the Fox News Network. A more reliable Fox News logo is in order:
propaganda – information, especially of a biased or misleading nature, used to promote or publicize a particular political cause or point of view.